Love is for peasants

love is for peasants which we‘re obviously not
who needs a heart that‘s going to bleed
its inconvenient and just makes you hot
let mama tell you what you need
not just any clown, someone with a crown
and a happy life is guaranteed

Luciana: but mother, that can‘t be right
Ariana: did you say something?!

Luciana: all the books i‘ve read all the poems always said
that a heart is made to share
joys not found in things such as necklaces and rings but in
love that‘s always there
that‘s the jewel beyond compare

Ariana: you need to stop reading those books
filling your head with thoughts
now go lucianna, do something to make yourself prettier
Luciana: yes, mother

Ariana: the king‘s forgotten how he wrecked my family‘s life
when i was just a tiny tot
just cause we tried to kill him and his wife
a little treason not a LOT!

he took away our land
which wasn‘t what we planned
he put us on a pig farm and FORGOT!

i ran away and i must say i cleaned up good
my past was nothing i‘d discuss
i found the oldest king that i could
his heart condition was a plus

sunday we were wed
wednesday he was dead
happily that put an end to us

but when i heard that good king peter had a son
i had a daughter right away
put her in training so she‘d be the one
oh how i‘ve waited for this day

once they tie the knot
i‘ll implement my plot
then i‘ll use the king‘s head for croquet
i‘ll take what should be mine
and leave them with a swine
and i‘ll have my way
they‘re gonna pay

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