Written by toad the wet sprocket
Been two weeks now
kitchen stinks now
finally got the guts to saunter in
and don a pair of gloves
And the janitor sleeping in a drum
janitor i've become
Bubbles bristles
thorns and thistles
liquid sticks to things
that never should be seen by anyone
Like the janitor sleeping in a drum
janitor i've become
And it amazes me how easily things go away
a chemical for every need
and someone else's problem when i leave
Is the janitor sleeping in a drum
janitor you'll become
you'll become.