Karate Schnitzel


Jb: god, i'm fuckin hungry. let me check the fridge... dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? hey, wake up. wake up you asshole, wake up.
kg: whahahat? wh?
jb: wake up.
kg: what?
jb: you ate my fuckin schnitzel.
kg: what?
jb: you ate my fuckin schnitzel.
kg: well it was in there. if you put it in there, then it's fair game.
jb: yeah?
kg: for anybody that wants to eat it.
jb: well then maybe this is fair game. wow!
kg: ow god, hey!
jb: yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
kg: what're ya doin?
jb: well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? kikay!
kg: ow!