Hey, janet 
yes, brad? 
i've got something to say 
uh huh? 
i really love the...skillful way
you beat the other girls
to the bride's bouquet
oh...oh, brad 
the river was deep but i swam it  
(janet) 
the future is ours, so let's plan it  
janet 
so please don't tell me to can it 
janet 
i've one thing to say, and that's
dammit janet, i love you
the road was long but i ran it
janet 
there's a fire in my heart and you fan it 
janet 
if there's one fool for you then i am it  
janet 
i've one thing to say, and that's
dammit janet, i love you
here's a ring to prove that i'm no joker
there's three ways that love can grow
that's good, bad, or mediocre
oh j-a-n-e-t, i love you so
It's nicer than betty munroe had 
oh, brad 
now we're engaged and i'm so glad 
oh, brad 
that you met mom and you know dad  
oh, brad 
i've one thing to say, and that's
brad, i'm mad, for you too
Oh, brad
oh, dammit 
i'm mad  
oh, janet 
for you 
i love you too 
there's one thing left to do, ah-hoo 
 
and that's go see the man who began it 
janet 
when we met in his science exam-it  
janet 
made me give you the eye and then panic 
janet 
now i've one thing to say, and that's
dammit janet, i love you
dammit, janet
oh brad i'm mad
dammit janet
i love you....