We all know the girls that i am talking about / well they are time bombs and they are ticking / and the only question's when they'll blow up / and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt / cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them / and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man / let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings / so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off / cause we'll know just what they're thinking / she's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way / her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost everyday / she said to me that she's so happy its depressing (stressed out that its soothing) / and all i said was someone get that girl a mood ring / if its drama you want then look no further/ they're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives / and it just kills me how they get away with murder / they're anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize cause when its black (it) means watch your back because you're probably / the last person in the world right now she wants to see / and when its blue it means that you should call her up immediately / and ask her out because sh'll most likely agree / and when its green it means that she is really stressed / and when its clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's alright i must confess) / we all know the girls that i am talking about / she liked you wednesday but now its friday and she has to wash her hair / and it just figures that we'll never figure them out / first she's jekyll and then she's hyde...at least she makes a lovely pair / mood ring oh mood ring / oh tell me will you bring / the key to unlock this mystery / of girls and their emotions / play it back in slow motion / so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind.