Aw, who's the queen of the locker room
who's the cream of the crop
poor joey took her to the matinee
said, "god, she wouldn't stop!"
Holy muscle of love
my heart's a muscle
Well, i must have come to that crazy age
where ev'rything is hot
'cause i don't know if the things i'm thinking
are normal thoughts or not
Holy muscle of love
well, i got a muscle of love
yeah
ooh
I read dad's books like i did before
now things are crystal clear
lock the door in the bathroom now
i just can't get caught in here
Holy muscle of love
well, i got a muscle of love
holy muscle of love
i got a muscle of love
holy muscle of love
my heart's a muscle of love
holy muscle of love
well, i got a muscle of love
yeah, yeah, yeah
must be a gift from above
yeah, yeah, yeah
(hallelujah, etc.)