Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
I’ve got a friend
He’s so much fun
And I know he’s ready for action
He’d like to fire
And wake up your desire
He knows every way
To make you really lose your mind
Well hello, how do you do?
I’m really pleased, pleased to meet you
Well hello, how do you do?
I’m really pleased, pleased to meet you
Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
Just take your time
But don’t be shy
Let yourself go with the attraction
I’m sure he’d like you and I’m sure you’d like him too
My friend wants to meet you
And you’ll find the four of us
Well hello, how do you do?
I’m really pleased, pleased to meet you
Well hello, how do you do?
I’m really pleased, pleased to meet you
Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
Meet my friend called dick
And again ( CHORUS )